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Pina de la Torre Sanchez Vallequilla Belardo Sans is a badass bitch and you better watch out 'cuz if not you gonna get your head knocked in with a chancla, especially if you a gringa and you don't know how to wear makeup. Puh-leas.

Hillary
Hillary Like is a depressed, teenage goth with her own metal radio show. She hates commercialism in music. Britney was her best friend, but now she's not. It's none of your business why!

Regina Pickel
Born in 1952, Regina Pickel grew up in the Bronx of NY state and survived her husband of 32 years, Larry Pickel, along with her two boys, Sal (short for Salim) and Emanuel, both single and ready to mingle, as they say...that is, if Regina approves. No goys allowed in the family, nothing personal. It's tradition, bubbe.

Cordelia
The animals deserve justice and she's here to tell you so. And if you don't listen, you are part of the problem! Can't you see we are all the same?
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Cordelia
The animals deserve justice and she's here to tell you so. And if you don't listen, you are part of the problem! Can't you see we are all the same?
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Characters
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Fern
Fern Baker has so many grandchildren, yet nobody visits her. Why? Because they're all a bunch of good for nothings, that's why. But God won't take her. Life's unfair.
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Brian
Brian
Living on the street for over 15 years, is best friends with his blowup doll of Ronald Reagan.
Favorite song: if you like piña coladas!
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Cordelia
The animals deserve justice and she's here to tell you so. And if you don't listen, you are part of the problem! Can't you see we are all the same?
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Cordelia
The animals deserve justice and she's here to tell you so. And if you don't listen, you are part of the problem! Can't you see we are all the same?
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Lucy
Lucy lives in Maine, likes skiing and playing the ukelele. Favorite person in the world: Pat. Why won't he hang out with her anymore?
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Chloe
Chloe rules over the Pacific Garbage Patch. She's a little sunburnt, thanks to stupid UPS always getting her address wrong. Don't make her sing to you; you'll regret it forever.

Mia de la Haye
Mia de la Haye is from Long Island and has a proclivity of collecting losings instead of winnings, by way of men. She's defiant, but she's also a cryer. Don't catch her on a bad day; it can get dramatic.

Cordelia
The animals deserve justice and she's here to tell you so. And if you don't listen, you are part of the problem! Can't you see we are all the same?
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Shows
![]() tourettes pics | ![]() edna in a bottle new |
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![]() terror vault | ![]() MELT ICE |
![]() ballad of mrs clause | ![]() jewish xmas |
![]() POT Zoo poster | ![]() harsh-sadness |
![]() altars for my alters | ![]() 3rd place Winners of Marsh Madness1st annual SF Marsh Madness competition, 2018 |
![]() sketchfest proof | ![]() Edna in a Bottle flyer - small |
![]() Spaghetti Monologues2015 |

Sketch Comedy
![]() New Year, New Meme, Edna in a Bottle, 2019 | ![]() Drug Girl back to the future, Edna in a Bottle, 2020 |
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![]() Wall of Tacos, Trump Dis-Organization, 2019 | ![]() Pap Shmeer, Edna in a Bottle @PianoFight 2019 |
![]() 50s Feminism Gameshow takeover, Edna in a Bottle @The Bindery, 2019 | ![]() The Rub, SF Sketchfest, January 2017 |
![]() Michael Jackson, Edna in a Bottle @The Bindery | ![]() Amish famiily, Edna in a Bottle @PianoFight |
![]() Pregant, Hot Giggles @Little Boxes Theater, 2015 | ![]() The Wall, The Trump Dis-Organization, 2018 |
![]() Hot Giggles @(the late) Garage Theater, 2014 | ![]() Super Mario's Medium Sack'a Rice, Edna in a Bottle @PianoFight, 2019 |
![]() Noam Osband's moth song, Edna in a Bottle, 2019 | ![]() The Rub, SF Sketchfest, 2017 |
![]() Swamp Monsters, Trump Dis-Organization, 2016 | ![]() Hot GigglesMime hold-up, Hot Giggles @ (the late) Garage Theater, 2014 |
![]() Natasha & Mia de la Haye, Edna in a Bottle @The Bindery, 2019 |

Movement
![]() Motion CapturePhaseSpace studios | ![]() Motion CapturePhaseSpace studios |
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![]() Monkeying aroundThe late Mixamo studios | ![]() Motion CaptureThe late Mixamo studios |
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Film






Modeling
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![]() photo by Jesse Mullan |
![]() Photo by Vilen Gabrielyan |
![]() Photo by Matt Haber, design by Erik Brown |
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![]() photo by Jamey Thomas |
![]() photo by Hiromi Yoshida |
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![]() photo by Ezra Ekman |
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